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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail and, sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled
to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that."

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Regards Billy Boy

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