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Old 17th March 2007, 07:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default For the attention of Larry TeePot
"OLD" IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, " Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both !"

"OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN . A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN .... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN .. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN .... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN .... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN . An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.

"OLD" IS WHEN .... You are not sure these are jokes.
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Old 17th March 2007, 08:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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wow 7 of them already apply to me
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Old 17th March 2007, 09:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Pete,

I scored 10/10 mate
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Old 18th March 2007, 07:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lmao hahahahahahaahahahha god thats tickled me that has hahahahahahahahahahah god thats so true
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Old 28th October 2007, 03:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Read it once a week since joining,Needs to be back at the top
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Old 28th October 2007, 03:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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thinks jethro needs to get a life
or at least cable
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Old 28th October 2007, 03:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 28th October 2007, 03:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You don't realise how sensitive I am and that I'm easily wounded.
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Old 28th October 2007, 05:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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ahahahhaha that was so funny ahahahhahahahahah im in tiers
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Old 30th October 2007, 01:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i didint score any its like the quiz, haha
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