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Old 29th March 2007, 09:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
Boris
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Talking Suprise

Bloke takes his wife to a Chinese restaurant for her first time.
"What do you want " he asks
"What you having she replies
" I'm having Chop suey"
"Suprise me" she says

Soon after the waiter brings his meal and places two plates in front of his wife, one upside down on top of the other.
While he's tucking in, she's eyeing these plates, when the top one lifts slightly then quickly slams down, scaring the crap out of her.
"what the bleeding hell is that " she shouts


Peeking duck, he replied
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