Bbq

weldec · #1 (**permalink**) 31st August 2006, 10:39 PM

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks
over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really
big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill.

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and
measured his wife's. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than
the barbecue grill!!!". The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill
for one little sausage?"

Oneabung · #2 (**permalink**) 1st September 2006, 08:09 AM

Quality! Dont think I will be telling my wife that joke! Even if she does have a big barbecue.

Dave · #3 (**permalink**) 1st September 2006, 03:28 PM

my ex girlfrieind had one good thing and that was the size of a grill lol

weldec · #4 (**permalink**) 1st September 2006, 06:09 PM

what are you two like