GETH

a drunken man walks into a church, and the prest asks " sir are you here to search for the lord"?, the drunken man says "yes", the preist takes the drunken man over to the font and dunks his head under the water, and pulls it out again, and asks " sir have you found the lord"?, the drunk man replies "no", the preist dunks the mans head a second time, and pulls his head back out again, and asks" have you found the lord now"?, the drunken man replies "no", for the last time the preist dunks the mans head under the water for a bit longer and pulls his head back out again, and asks " have you found the lord now"? the drunken man replies " im not being funny here mate, but are you sure this is where he fell in"?.

not bad isit lol