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15th April 2007, 02:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Boris Registered Club Member Registered member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 30	Beefy and the turtle Ian Botham is in the outback with Alan Border and Shane Warne when their 4x4 breaks down. Without food for 2 days they suddenly come across a turtle. Border announces "they could eat it, but how can we kill it now its locked into its shell?" Beefy suddenly puts his thumb up its bottom, causing its head to shoot straight out from its shell whereupon he quickly chops its head off. Border alarmed said " gosh Beefy where did you learn that". Both replies, " Its how we used to get Gladstone Smalls tie on". Last edited by polepot; 15th April 2007 at 08:52 PM.

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