So why is that most married couples will get a self reflective chuckle out of this story?


A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very

much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old

buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the

refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12

different countries.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could

think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know...

they have frozen glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted Him

by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer

mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just

holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at The

bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't

be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took

out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in

blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey.. at the bar....you know there's swearing, dirty

words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?.. "LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT, SIT YOUR

ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT

YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR!

THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"



....and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story.

Thats big trouble