Two Mexicans - Talk Angling fishing chat and tackle advice

Adie1200 · 13th May 2007, 10:19 PM

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
Death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
When all of a sudden.......

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet." "Is,
Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there,
In the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture . there's fried bacon, back
Bacon, double smoked bacon... Every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Eet EES a bacon tree!"

"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?; We ees in the Desert don't forget."

"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no
Meerage, ees a bacon tree".

And with that .Luis races toward the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, with
Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden a machine gun opens up
And Luis is cut down in his tracks.

It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages
To warn Pepe with his dying breath.

"Pepe...go back man,you was right...ees not a bacon tree."

Ees..

Ees..

Ees...

Ees...

Ees...

Ees....... A Ham Bush!!!!!!

Adie

polepot · 13th May 2007, 10:26 PM

scunnyiron · 14th May 2007, 04:43 PM

like it

royst · 14th May 2007, 06:05 PM

the old ones are the best.............or maybe not

compleat tangler · 9th June 2007, 05:27 PM

corker

Oneabung · 12th June 2007, 03:53 PM

Superb! The old ones are the best!