A Blonde Moment - Talk Angling fishing chat and tackle advice

weldec · 5th June 2007, 06:13 PM

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the

Driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly

But I thought, "what the heck?", and I starting jumping up and down along

With her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and

Down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew she'd been trying for a while

So I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more!"

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have

TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her

How she knew. She said....

(You're going to love this!)

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to K-Mart and they actually had a

Home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

Smudger · 8th June 2007, 09:48 PM

Superb,

I know girls who can relate to this ?

compleat tangler · 9th June 2007, 05:20 PM

my wife was reading about exercise and calories used and said 'it says here if you take a dog for a twenty minute walk you can use 120 calories. that means when we go we must use 240 calories' i asked how did she come to that conclusion. her reply...' because we have two dogs stupid' priceless