To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. - Talk Angling fishing chat and tackle advice

weldec · 14th October 2007, 10:05 AM

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled

trials, scientists have demonstrated that

if we drink 1 liter of water each

day, at the end of the year we would have

absorbed more than 1 kilo of

Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in

feces. In other words, we are

consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking

wine & beer (or tequila, rum,

whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol

has to go through a purification

process of boiling, filtering and/or

fermenting. Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to

drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this

valuable information: I'm doing

it as a public service.

Kingfisher · 14th October 2007, 10:29 AM

I raise my glass to you Billy Boy!

weldec · 14th October 2007, 02:31 PM

Hi John,

May we tipple together some time. Cheers mate.

jethro · 14th October 2007, 05:22 PM

SHIRAZ ah shiraz Mmmmm sorry Ive gone again. I think I love you Billy

weldec · 15th October 2007, 11:31 AM

Steady on mate, Ive heard of tight lines but tight trousers thats ridiculous.

You cant beat a Good RED

jethro · 15th October 2007, 04:10 PM

How very dare you sire