jethro

Two girls sat in a kitchen drinking coffee, one said look at what I've just ironed the other one said what the hell are those,knickers she replied,haven't you got any better than those her friend ansewerd.No she said I'm skint can't afford new,Get your vehusband to buy new ones, He won't do that.he's tight. I've got a better idea!
That night in the pub,when her husband was coming back from the bar he noticed his wife was sitting with her legs wide open and was wearing no knickers. After asking her why. she replied she had none and couldn't afford any, expecting him to give her some money to buy some, he gave her 50pence and told get new ones. I can't buy knickers for 50 pence, well buy yourself a comb and tidy it up.