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Old 26th November 2007, 06:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab with extra chilli? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
doorway or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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Old 26th November 2007, 07:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 27th November 2007, 02:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thats a gud 1
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Old 27th November 2007, 03:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i cant say any of them sober
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