Camel Sex - Talk Angling fishing chat and tackle advice

weldec · 2nd December 2007, 08:47 PM

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the
camel was kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men
here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'.
That's why we have the Molly the Camel.'

The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about 'urges', so the camel can stay.'

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy
with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his
tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the
ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'

'No not really, sir... They usually just ride the camel into town where
the girls are.'

MattMatchMan · 2nd December 2007, 09:17 PM

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weldec · 2nd December 2007, 09:24 PM

Nowt like a good happy cry Matt

golden hand · 2nd December 2007, 09:33 PM

nice one bill

baging up art · 3rd December 2007, 08:34 PM

nice one weldec i like that one