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Why you should make sure you think before you speak ....




The Vicar in a small Masonic village loved his chickens that he kept in

the coop behind the Lodge





One Sunday before Church Service he went to feed the birds and

discovered that the cock was missing.





He knew about the cock fights in the village and knowing the light

fingered, gambling, IRD defaulters in his Masonic congregation he decided

to question them during the service.





Impromptly he asked his congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?' All the

men stood up.





'No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock All the women

stood up.





'No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that

doesn't belong to them?'





Half the women stood up !





'No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has

anybody seen my cock?'



Sixteen choir boys, two scout masters and a goat stood up.

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Regards Billy Boy

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