UNGRATEFUL WIFE


One day she came home early and found her husband in their

bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife

was VERY upset!



"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me

a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want

a divorce straight away!"

And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what

happened"



"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words

you'll say to me!"



And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young

lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and

defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days!

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the pizza I made for you

last night, the one you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on

weight. The poor thing devoured it in seconds.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while She

was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of

holes so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the

designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because

you say they are too tight.



I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,

which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.



I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that

you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots

you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work

has a pair like them.."



He took a quick breath and continued:

"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I

walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said



"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't

use?'

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Regards Billy Boy

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Lmao!

very good mate

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sensas /total angling