Talk Angling fishing chat and tackle advice
Arcade |Home | About Us | Contact Us | BLOGS | Register
Quick Member Login:
Forgot password?
Forum Sponsors:
Left Advertisement

becomeasponsor

Google Adverts:

Forum Statistics:
Forum Members: 4,480
Total Threads: 7,011
Total Posts: 49,412


There are 371 users
currently browsing forums.
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Register
You don't appear to be registered. Click here to register
Search the forums:
Old 10th February 2008, 07:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
Kingfisher
Talk Angling Moderator
Talk Angling Life Member
 
Kingfisher's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Solihull,West Midlands
Posts: 1,063
Default "and there's even more!"
There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'
The priest thought long and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and drink the juice.'
The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
__________________
John - Kingfisher
Talk Angling Senior Member
Club Record Holder on Grand Union Canal Knowle
Moderator
Last edited by Kingfisher : 10th February 2008 at 07:21 PM. Reason: mistype
Kingfisher is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10th February 2008, 07:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
baging up art
Talk Angling Senior Member
Talk Angling Life Member
 
baging up art's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Bath
Posts: 765
Send a message via MSN to baging up art Send a message via Skype™ to baging up art
Default
good one mate....
baging up art is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10th February 2008, 07:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
jethro
Talk Angling Senior Member
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Sheffield
Posts: 401
Default
very good my son
jethro is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10th February 2008, 09:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
jeff
Talk Angling Senior Member
Talk Angling Life Member
 
jeff's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Oldbury. West Midlands.
Posts: 725
Default
nice one hahaha
__________________
Therapy's expensive..Go fishing.
jeff is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13th February 2008, 08:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
billy no mates
Talk Angling Senior Member
Done a Ton
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: hull
Posts: 100
Default
luvly jublee
billy no mates is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th February 2008, 02:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
weldec
Is This the World We Created
Talk Angling Life Member
 
weldec's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Nottinghamshire
Posts: 706
Default
Top draw John.
__________________
Regards Billy Boy

.`.¸¸.´¯`.¸¸.´¯`.¸ ><((((º>
><((((º>
.`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º>
weldec is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT. The time now is 09:24 PM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.0.0 Site copyright TalkAngling.co.uk 2000 - 2008
Skin Purchased from CompletevB






Contact Us - Talk Angling UK fishing forum - Archive - Top

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32