waggler woman

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,

and two locals, Kenzie and Craig sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie. The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head. Kin ya breathe?" asked Craig. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her arse.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Craig said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."

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baging up art

nice one waggler........

macky

lmao heres one what do you call a fart with a fur coat and sunglasses on ? a pimp lol

weldec

Gu day Sheila, had to get me chunder rags out for that one, PMSL.

Why do Australians always ask a question with a question:
Whats ya favourite colour Blue,
Hey whats ya name Sheila

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Q..What's the difference betweena a buffalo and a bison ?

A.. You can't wash your hands in a buffalo

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snakeman16

that one is class

george rigby

nice 1