Smoking whilst fishing - Page 13 - Talk Angling fishing chat and tackle advice

rive t · 24th February 2008, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weldec

Guys, I have been accepted into the Dragons Den. All I want is £250,000 for a 5% stake in my company that sell's mobile extractor fans, these can be easily assembled in a very short space of time giving the angler plenty of time to set his tackle up, they are very adaptable so they can be fitted on every alternate peg if need be. They have a 2,000 RPM motor which filters the smoke rendering it harmless to the man in the next peg and also the environment which is the big plus side of the SUCK it and SEE range we are currently working on. We have had our teething problems with the first model as Anglers with toupees were getting their hair off with them, but we seem to have mastered the problem and we are confident that the SUCK it and SEE will prove to be a winner with anglers around the world. One big plus factor is we have the support of Greenpeace. So come on you Dragons make me an offer I can't refuse.

I am sorry Weldec this is just cheapening a serious issue

gloves007uk · 24th February 2008, 09:35 PM

weldec
that made my side split
very funny indeed

rive t as for cheapening a serious issue that happend when your thread got moved to the jokes where it should be
this smoking ban by on the bank just isnt going to happen
so carnt you think of some other crusade to take on ??
like the removal of fish from our waters

justin case · 24th February 2008, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weldec

Guys, I have been accepted into the Dragons Den. All I want is £250,000 for a 5% stake in my company that sell's mobile extractor fans, these can be easily assembled in a very short space of time giving the angler plenty of time to set his tackle up, they are very adaptable so they can be fitted on every alternate peg if need be. They have a 2,000 RPM motor which filters the smoke rendering it harmless to the man in the next peg and also the enviroment which is the big plus side of the SUCK it and SEE range we are currently working on. We have had our teething problems with the first model as Anglers with toupees were getting their hair off with them, but we seem to have mastered the problem and we are confident that the SUCK it and SEE will prove to be a winner with anglers around the world. One big plus factor is we have the support of Greenpeace. So come on you Dragons make me an offer I can't refuse.

weldec

Your currently valuing your company at 5 million, Whats your turnover been in the last 3 years and what part of that is profit ?

Do you own the Copyright on the Suck it and See Brand name ? only I seem to recall this closely resembles an Anne Summers range of products.

Does this product have an auto ripple mode for thoase calm flat days ?

After doing some research I found the Browning all in one Anglers smoke seperator see pic below, for that reason Iam out

jeff · 24th February 2008, 10:20 PM

That's solved the smoking problem Justin, well done. Attachment 68

weldec · 24th February 2008, 11:20 PM

[b]JUSTIN CASE,
I want to meet you mate that reply was right up my street

.

But were did you get the picture of RiveT as a young lad from ???

Annes Summers did do a range of suck it and see but her design had the nipple effect on it and ours has the ripple effect as you so kindly picked out.

But I must correct you on the Browning ventilator: I'm sorry to have to inform you Justin but this was Brownings very first patented Pellet pump. Down side to this invention was you needed a pair of bellows up your @rse.

As for my turnover it was £1.50 after taxes, bloody Labour goverment.

rive t · 25th February 2008, 08:53 AM

I am sorry but this beneath contempt, still what can you expect when most of you are of your heads on nicotine

curtains · 25th February 2008, 11:12 AM

they should make smoking the new national sport.

there would be smoking clubs sprouting up all over the country.

we could have a national league say 10 smokers in a team, points for who smokes their fags quickest.

supporters could wear T - shirts with their favorite smoke stars on, the merchandise alone would generate millions.
they would have name like fagash phil, and billy butthead

then when weldec makes his first million from his repirator for moaners he can sponsor the league.

you never know it might be something an England team could be good at.

we could hold a fag a thon once a year raise loads a wonga to help support all the previous owners of comercials that went bust when they banned smoking (that would show we dont hold grudges). the possibilities are endless

ratneck · 25th February 2008, 02:24 PM

Rive T, are you serious, you have approached Nicorette organisation and they are willing to offer a FREE alternative to smoking at any non smoking matches you organise? Is that correct? This is a wind up and a half!!!

D N W · 25th February 2008, 02:50 PM

Rive t is always serious, check out is method for marking the depth on his pole and putting his top kits in the fridge before he uses them.

jeff · 25th February 2008, 03:30 PM

I think Rive t is Gordon Brown in disguise trying to spoil someone's pleasure, by the way, I don't smoke.