moonshine45

moonshine45

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Time 4 a laugh
Man goes to see wizard and says can u lift a curse that was put on me years ago. maybe says wizard if you can remember the exact words of the curse, The man replies without hesitation " i now pronounce you man and wife".



Just tried to nick a turkey from asda and the security man ran after me shouting what u doing with that, i shouted " peas, mash and gravy".


A ventriloquist doing his act started telling blonde jokes, after a while a blonde lady stood up and said " i,ve had enough of this ,u blokes are always calling us blondes stupid! i demand a bit more respect!" Ventriloquist was a bit embarassed by the outburst and said"sorry love its just a joke". She interupted! "I,m not talking 2 u , i,m talking to the gobby one on your knee".