SUMO

sumo and curtains went fishing one day in a boat. (sumo had to row the boat coz curtains is getting on a bit he also had to drop the anchor coz curtains couldn't lift it)
they had a cracking days fishing and wanted to go back the next day. curtains had a brainwave (he don't get many) he pulled a piece of chalk out of his pocket and drew an X on the bottom of the boat.
sumo looked puzzled and said "what you put an X on the bottom of the boat for??"
curtains replied "so we know where to fish tomorrow"
sumo replied "you bloody IDIOT, we might not get the same boat!!!"

jeff

Old one but still a good laff

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baging up art

good one mate

curtains

this is great fat boy keep up the good work