moonshine45

95yr old man is given a jar 2 provide sperm sample 4 analysis at hospital.he turns up 2 days later with empty jar, nurse asks why no sample? he says sorry but i tried with my left hand then my right! then my wife tried with both hands! then with her mouth, first with her teeth in,then with them out,then we got ethel from next door to try! but it was no good,we just could not get the lid off the jar.

If you had sex every day for a year, kept all 365 condoms, melted them down and made a tyre out of rubber, what would yu call it?.................................. a bloody goodyear.

A donkey and a chicken are out in a field when the donkey falls down a hole. The chicken races over and jumps into the farmers B.M.W, ties a rope to the front and pulls him out. Next week they are out in the field and the chicken falls down the hole. He tells the donkey to run and get the B.M.W but instead the donkey walks over to the hole,drops his c**k in and the chicken climbs out. Moral of the story: W hen your hung like a donkey you dont need a B.M.W. to pull the birds.

baging up art

that's the best this week brill... lmao..

curtains

funny funny funny

mitch fish

Exelent mate lol

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very good keep them comeing