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Old 13th March 2008, 03:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking funny facts

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can yo u imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The s trongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, th ey'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)




Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

In other words, send it to everyone !
(and God love that pig!)
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Old 13th March 2008, 04:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That pig certainly brings the bacon home nice one.
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Old 13th March 2008, 05:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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nice one moonshine45...
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Old 15th March 2008, 09:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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sumo has been farting for years.....................he must be an unexploded bomb!!!!
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Old 16th March 2008, 07:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Dont you mean a SEX BOMB
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Old 17th March 2008, 03:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Is this the BIG BANG theory every body talks about?
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