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Old 14th March 2008, 10:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default barnsley joke
a bloke form barnsley goes to a jewler and says

"mi dogs just deed, and i want a statue made of solid gold to remember him"

the jewler says "eighteen carrat" ?

man says " nay-how, chewin a bone"

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eighteen carat = eating carrot
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Old 14th March 2008, 12:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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exelent, can't believe any body will need it explaining though. proper English.
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Old 14th March 2008, 12:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 14th March 2008, 03:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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got a few barnsley ones..

a man goes to the vet and says "i think my cats ill",

the vets says "is it a tom"

mans says, "nay-how its in the back of the car"
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Old 14th March 2008, 07:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Couple of good gags there, nice ones
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