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Old 18th March 2008, 12:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default OH to be 8 again

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
'I'd love to be eight again' she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of
Coco Pops and jammy toasties!

He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a
McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake .
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic
cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite
lolly and M&Ms What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total
realisation...'I meant my dress size, you f*cking tw*t !!!'
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still
gonna get it wrong.....
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Old 18th March 2008, 08:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Good one and a true ending, ( well, in my case it is )
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Old 18th March 2008, 09:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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nice one i have got to agree with Jeff we always get it wrong..
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Old 18th March 2008, 10:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
barbel less no more, cheers bbq ;)
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we will never get it right
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Old 19th March 2008, 04:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Done it again Billy Boy, tho art truly the master of mirth.
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Thanks Jethro
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