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Old 19th March 2008, 09:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The roman empire, 100,000 men and stretching 20 miles long are marching through europe and Ceasar is at the front leading them, suddenly he shouts HALT!! and a soldier from the back starts running to the front as fast as he can, over stoney uneven ground and through water upto his waist. He finally gets to the front after running 10 hours in the blazing heat and says to Ceasar "yes, you shouted for me?" Ceasar says "no i shouted HALT!!" the soldiers says "blow me i thought you shouted Walt!!"
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Old 19th March 2008, 10:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Thems the sort I like
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Old 19th March 2008, 10:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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nice one rich b
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Brilliant
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Old 23rd March 2008, 05:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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that was very Rich Rich
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