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Old 23rd March 2008, 06:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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a man gets married on a saturday ... at 6.00 the next morning his mate finds him in his favourite peg and asks why he is fishing when he only got marrired the day before??? the wifes not well was his reply.... whats wrong with her? shes got gonorrhue`a .... well thers more than one way to skin a cat he is told ... i know is his reply... but she also has diarrhora ... but she has a mouth ? yes but she has pyorrhoe`a you sure know how to pick em mate gonorrhue`a dirrhori`a pyorrhoe`a why the hell did you marry her MAGGOTS mate
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Old 23rd March 2008, 06:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 23rd March 2008, 09:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i could have done with her on Saturday the bro for got the maggots lol
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that would have been deleted but the best part of the joke was your spelling
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my eyes must be decieving me... a manc pulling me up on my spelling
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