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Old 26th March 2008, 07:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE ONE

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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Old 26th March 2008, 07:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i just remembered why i did`nt want to be an engineer.... they are boring and are of of no use tu anyone!!!!!
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Old 26th March 2008, 10:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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im a mechanical engineer.
but we do have sense of humour
pretty funny stuff
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Old 26th March 2008, 10:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I live with an engineer. His ability to find simple and straightforward solutions to basic problems is non-existent. He's also rubbish at maths. Both of which amuse me.
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Old 26th March 2008, 11:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I fix aircraft so can be lots of use if you want to go on holiday

Whoops where did i leave that spanner
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Old 26th March 2008, 04:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i am going to agree with my mate curtains i am a maintenance engineer
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Old 6th June 2008, 05:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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dont think i would ride the bike if you no wot i mean
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Old 7th June 2008, 07:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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so WHAT exactly are you saying SUMO !!!!!
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Old 7th June 2008, 07:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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think he is saying he would of walked home sue ...........lol..........

i love the joke they must have been from the north .......lol..........
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