weldec

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go
fishing, so he approached his assistant.
"Murphy, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want

to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic

and take care of all me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day
and asks:
" So,Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache , so I gave him

Paracetamol."

"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the

doctor.

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him

Gaviscon, says Murphy.


"Bravo, bravo! you're good at this. And what about the
third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open

and a young gorgeous woman bursts in. Like a bolt outta

the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting

including her bra and her panties, and lies down on the

table, and shouts:

'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years

I have not seen any man!'"

"Tunderin' Jesus Murphy, what did you do?" asks the
doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."

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baging up art

weldec!! not the best from you but i do like it....

jeff

Good one

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