Being such a gentlemen Goldenarm on the offering of half a sticky bun declined and left his mate Gorstyman to eat the whole thing, at the point of starvation Gorsty started to shovel the whole lot down, then upon licking his lips and grinning saying are u sure you didnt want any, Goldenarm was rolling over in fits as Gorsty had not only eaten the bun but swallowed one of his front teeth 2 laxatives later and all will be recovered now whenever Gorsty opens his mouth in future we will all know he his talking sh*t.

whatever you do,dont let him sit near a tray of buns,there may be a twitching in thr bottle and glass area.