ABBO62

A new zoo keeper started at dudley zoo,gaffer tells him you only have to look after 3 animals! you must feed and clean them out.there was a pair of chimpanzee,s a hive of african bees and the last of rare species of bird!
Gaffer tells him about a special diet for each,and he must under any circumstance get them mixed up! The new keeper takes the different foods round to each of his animals,then goes back an hour later to find em all dead!!
in a blind panic he gets the bird and monkeys in a wheelbarrow and shovels the bees on top!.He then takes the lot and tips it in the lions cage!
Next day a new lion arrives at the zoo,on meeting his new lion friends he asks "whats the food like here?" .Not bad! replys one of em yesterday we had
FINCH,CHIMPS & MUSHY BEES!

rich_B

i got one like that...

a mad man escapes from a looney bin, walks in to a laundrette, ***** 2 women doing their laundry, then runs off as fast as he can,

next day the headlines in the papers said:

Nut, screws washers and bolts!!

one of my fave that!!

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