jethro

A man owned a farm in Lincolnshire and the fair wage and hour department claimed he was not paying his employees proper wages and sent an agent out to investigate.
"I need a list of all your employees and how much you pay them" demanded the agent.
"Well " replied the farmer "There's my farm hand, been with me for two years I pay him £200 a week plus free room and board.The cook has been with me for 18 months and I pay her £150 a week plus free room and board Then there's the half wit. He works 18 hours a day does most of the work around here and makes about £10 a week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of whisky every weekend. He also sleeps with my wife". "That's the person I want to speak to The half wit" said the agent.
" Ah " said the farmer "That would be me".

polepot

excellent

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