I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential trouble areas, but I had a close call yesterday.


I walked into B&Q hardware store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking.


Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the bugger out.

I asked an irishman if there was a B & Q in Wolverhampton ?
" don't know " he said, but I know there are two dee's in Dudley

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I Could'nt have framed if I had Electro Fished
my peg Although I would have won
the section if I could have weighed in the scale off the foul hooker