Try this next time your in the toilets at the pub

Oneabung · #1 (**permalink**) 17th October 2006, 04:53 PM

I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me:

"Hello mate, how are you going?"

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied

"Yeah, not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again

"So, what are you up to mate?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.

Unsure what to say, I replied

"Umm, just having a quick man size poo ! ... How about yourself?"

I then heard the voice for the third time .....

"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back . I've got some right `****head` in the Bog next to me answering everything I say."

Dave · #2 (**permalink**) 17th October 2006, 05:42 PM

simplesimon · #3 (**permalink**) 20th November 2006, 06:43 PM

Thats similar to This

Marcus · #4 (**permalink**) 20th November 2006, 07:45 PM

very good, very good

royst · #5 (**permalink**) 20th November 2006, 09:56 PM

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royst · #6 (**permalink**) 20th November 2006, 10:01 PM

those were supposed to be laughing faces, dont know why they came out as d's