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Old 13th May 2008, 07:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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woman arrives home from work to find her husband slumped in his favourite chair, ringing with sweat, heart racing at a million miles an hour, bright red and struggling to breathe.
'you must be having a heart attack.... i 'll call an ambulance' says the wife
struggling to speak the husband says 'no......... i'm ok...........
i have just done something really clever' he gasps
'instead of getting on the bus i ran behind it and saved £1.50'
'you mad fool' screams his wife
'if you had run home behind a taxi you would have saved us a tenner'!!!!!!!!!
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Old 13th May 2008, 07:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ha ha nice one CT
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Old 13th May 2008, 08:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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nice one ct...
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Old 30th May 2008, 05:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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will have to get the wife to start runing save me loads
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Old 30th May 2008, 07:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Sumo.................are you gonna start running with your fishing tackle then
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Old 30th May 2008, 08:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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nice one C.T




man if justin case ran behind his taxi to docklows he would of saved him self £20 quid......lol......
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Old 1st June 2008, 09:18 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 1st June 2008, 10:50 AM   #8 (permalink)
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the only running i do now adays is to the toilet
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