3 convicts - Talk Angling fishing chat and tackle advice

jeff · 15th May 2008, 09:27 PM

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail". Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games." The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these!" The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with those?" He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box.. I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."

weldec · 15th May 2008, 10:27 PM

Nice One Jeff,

But what about fishing ?????????????????????/

jeff · 16th May 2008, 05:01 PM

According to today's paper in one prison they are having a pool dug and the EA are supplying fish for it, carp, tench, bream, perch etc and the cons are to be given expert tuition in the art of angling, think I'll commit a crime.

baging up art · 16th May 2008, 05:19 PM

Nice One Jeff...