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Old 18th May 2008, 10:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn
about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the
other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boy's up one by one holding onto their wee wees
to direct the flow.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
'You must be in the 4th grade.'
'No, ma'am, ' he replied. 'I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the
seventh race.
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Missed this, very good Haha
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Old 19th May 2008, 09:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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very good weldec i like that...
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