jeff

A little kid walks into Parliament and sits right behind the speaker and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The speaker starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the speaker gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a Politician !''

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ridgeacre

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baging up art

very good like it Jeff