An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided
to dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon
between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out
like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Where upon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked
with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says, you're going out like that?"
He replies,
"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.

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Regards Billy Boy

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