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In the deepest part of the african jungle 3 missionaries are captured by the local tribe and held captive in a mud hut. They are shaking with fear when two tribesman haul one out and stand him in front of the big chief. All the tribe are baying and suddenly silence falls as the chief rises and says to the first missionary........'death or rumba bumba'.
Thinking nothing can be worse than death he opts for rumba bumba and with that the chief rises and screams 'RUMBA BUMBA' at the top of his voice.......the crowd go crazy then from out the crowd emerges an enormous warrior naked as the day he was born and proudly displaying the largest manhood imaginable. The warrior takes the missionary bends him over a log and proceeds to do the unmentionable to the poor chap. 5 minutes later with the crowd going mad he returns on all fours to the hut.
The remaining two missionaries are terrified as he relates his ordeal. Two tribesmen appear and haul the next one infront of the chief and he is given the same ultimatum..death or rumba bumba. He quickly decides that if the other guy survived then so can he and opts for rumba bumba. The crowd go wild as the chief rises to his feet and once again the enormous warrior appears and bends the chap over the log and the unmentionable takes place.
Barely alive he drags himself back in to the hut and by this time the third missionary is shaking with fear. The two tribesman appear and drag the last missionary out infront of the big chief. 'Death or rumba bumba' says the chief.....and having seen the state of his two colleagues decides no way ..he cant do it and opts for death. The big chief rises to his feet and yells to the crowd....DEATH ............. BY .. RUMBA BUMBA

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the carrot bites back
ooh you are awful!!

baging up art

nice one ct

SUMO

very good ct

carpcrazy

i like that one ct lol