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Old 10th June 2008, 04:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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izzy goes to the synogogue on a saturday morning and stands in front of the alter and pleads to god.
'please help me god business is looking bad help me win the lottery'
the following saturday izzy is back in the synagogue.
'please help me god my business has gone bust my wife is threatening to leave me please help me win the lottery'
again izzy doesn't win and is back in the synagogue the next saturday.
'please please god i need help my wlfe has left me and the house has been repossessed all i own are the clothes i am wearing i need to win the lottery'
again he doesn't win and the following saturday izzy , stark naked ,hungry and dirty stands in front of the alter.
'please god please i have nothing all i ask is to win the lottery'
there is a loud bang,a huge puff of smoke and god appears.
izzy drops to his knees and once again says' god all i ask is to win the lottery'
a booming voice replies.......'izzy izzy....meet me half way......buy a ticket'
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Old 10th June 2008, 08:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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