sumo's wife

A WOMAN'S POEM ..................BY Sumo's Wife


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



A MAN'S POEM ......................By SUMO

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn!.
The End


NOW THEN!!

jeff

What you ask for in your first poem you jest.
In your second poem it's every man's quest.
To all women man is just a pest.
And we will always be second best.
Now I'm off for a rest.
In my slipper's and vest.

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Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defence.