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Old 30th June 2008, 08:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A heavyset guy sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only £10 a pound. Call (202) 555-0238" and decides to make the call. The operator asks, "How much weight do you want to lose?"

"Ten pounds," he replies.

"We’ll have a representative over in the morning," says the operator.

About 9 a.m., there’s a knock on the door. There stands a fairly good-looking girl, completely naked except for a sign around her neck reading “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.”

The hefty fellow chases her upstairs, downstairs, and all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing, he catches her. After they have sex, he runs to the bathroom and weighs himself. He’s lost 10 pounds!

That night he calls the number again and says, "I want to lose 20 pounds."

"We’ll send someone over."

The next morning, he’s greeted by a gorgeous girl dressed only in track shoes and wearing a sign around her neck that reads “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.” The chase takes a good while longer this time, but later he finds he’s lost 20 pounds!

That night he calls and says, "I want to lose 50 pounds!"

"Fifty pounds?" the operator asks. "That’s an awful lot."

The man replies, "Listen, just take care of it!"

About 7 a.m. the man hears a knock and opens the door. Outside stands an enormous gorilla with a sign around its neck that reads “If I catch you…”
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Old 1st July 2008, 06:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL.........Thats funny
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Old 4th July 2008, 06:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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nice one jeff i could do with a bit of that / not the gorilla.
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Your wife's looking down on you Sumo watch what you're saying
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think I would stick at the 20lb mark
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Old 5th July 2008, 07:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I have just given SUMO a slap for his quote!

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Not to hard I hope.
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Not hard enough !!!
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