carpcrazy

on a tour of london,they spot a shop.suits £10,jackets £6 &shirts £2.
flippinhell patrick,now theres a bargain,lets buy the entire shop.
shamus says ok but dont tell them that we are irish,cos they hate us.
in his best english accent paddy says"can i buy your entire stock please sir?"
man behind the counter says"ur irish ain't ya?""be jesus,how did ya know da?"
because we are a dry cleaners mate.

jeff

That's a beaut

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SUMO

very good keep them comeing