jeff

Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about
and make motions as if he would like to speak. The priest,
keeping watch at the side of his bed leaned quietly over and
asked, "Do you have something you would like to say?"

The man nodded yes, and the priest handed him a
pad and pen. "I know you can't speak, but use this to write a
note and I will give it to your wife. She's waiting just
outside."

Gathering his last bit of strength, the man took them and
scrawled his message upon the pad which he stuffed into the
priest's hands. Then, moments later, the man died.

After administering the last rites, the priest left to break
the sad news to the wife. After consoling her a bit, the priest
handed her the note.

"Here were his last words. Just before passing on, he wrote
this message to you." The wife tearfully opened the note which
read:

"GET OFF MY BLOODY OXYGEN HOSE!!"

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Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defence.

SUMO

very good mate