Rev John Flapps sees a lady church member getting drunk in a pub. He tries to take her home, but they fall and he ends up on top of her. Landlord say's "oi mate you cant do that in here". The Rev replies "you dont understand, I'm Pastor Flapps". Landlord says "well if your'e that far in you may as well finish".

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