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Old 24th July 2008, 05:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Paddy meets mick in the street and says " i wish you would close your cutains when making love to your wife, all the neighbours were laughing at you yesterday" " well ", says mick, " the laugh is on them cos i wasn,t home yesterday!"
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Paddy and mick were trying to estimate the height of a flag pole. A builder walks past and they explain their problem. He says " thats simple fellas watch this " he unbolts it, lies it flat on the ground, measures it....then paddy says to mick " what an idiot we want to know the height not the bloody length! "
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you cant beat a bit of moonshine LOL
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Old 27th July 2008, 01:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I saw a man walking down the road with a long pole and asked are you a pole vaulter?

He replied "Nien I am Cherman, but how did you know mine name"?
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