Pole Killer

007 Walks into a bar and sits next to a n attractive woman .
He smiles at her ,then looks at his watch quickly.
The woman smiles back and ask`s
"is your date running late"
"No" he replies "Q`s just given me a new state of the art watch which i am field testing"
the woman says"what `s special about it then?"
"it uses Alpha rays to talk to me telepathicaly"says 007
"what it saying to you know" asks the woman
"it`s saying you are not wearing any panties"the woman laughs and says,
"it must be broken because i`m wearing some"
007 taps the watch and says "oh dear it looks as if it`s an hour fast"

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OUT OF MY MIND .......BACK IN 5

baging up art

nice one pole killer.. you should get one for sumo it can tell him how to catch that way he can beat sue and get his gold nuggets back...........lol

sumo's wife

If sumo had one of those he could pack up an hour before the end of the match, because he will already know that i have beat him!!

rive t

oooooooooooopppppppppppppppppssssssssssssss

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baging up art

nice one sue like that................