jeff

Next Life
by Woody Allen


In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and
get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and
then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first
day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby
until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on
tap, larger quarters every day and then.. Boom ! You finish off as an
orgasm!


I rest my case.!!!!

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richie

sounds the right way to me . Very good

SUMO

that will do me like it.

carpcrazy

i like that one wouldnt it be great if it could happen, lol.

polepot

perfick

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