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Old 21st August 2008, 09:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default 5 chat up lines paddy uses
1... did u fart? cause u blew me away!

2... my love for u is like diarrhea.i just cant hold it in!

3... is there a mirror in your knickers? cause i can see myself in them!

4...your body reminds me of a spanner.cause evrytime i think of you my nuts tighten up!

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..you might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty is only a lightswitch away...........



these are mine really but i cant seem to attract anyone.......
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Old 22nd August 2008, 05:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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very good mate.
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Old 22nd August 2008, 08:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
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if you were a bogie i would always pick you first - (joey ....friends)
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One of my mates who is a very well known angler fishing for Dorking uses the following chat up line to great success (Obviously must be said with confidence and a smile) -

Oh I bet you look fantastic naked!
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Old 22nd August 2008, 07:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i,ll try it si cause mine dont seem to be workin lol....
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Old 22nd August 2008, 08:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Number 5 sounds right for some of the women around here
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Old 23rd August 2008, 09:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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the missis ay in so im safe
yome right jeff lol....
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Old 26th August 2008, 09:22 AM   #8 (permalink)
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My all time best chat up line has to be 'Your dress would look great on my bedroom floor!'
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Old 6th September 2008, 08:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven
are your legs aching because they were running through my dreams all night(only say that to people you kno ill let you figure out why)
what time do your legs open
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Old 6th September 2008, 09:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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WHEN GOD CREATED YOU,, HE WAS JUST SHOWING OFF!, always gets a smile!

and a bit of a corker for the lads,,,

ALRIGHT DARLIN ?,,,JUST INCASE YOU WAS WONDERING,,IM TRI-SEXUAL,,,,

COS I WILL TRY ANYTHING SEXUAL!,,,,,,only try that one on growlers!

OH AND MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE

,,SPOT THE BIRD YOUR AFTER,,WALK TOWARDS HER WIRLING YOUR FINGER AROUND OVER YOUR HEAD AND HOWLING THE NOISE OF A POLICE CAR SIREN...WHEN YOU HAVE EVERYONES ATTENTION,,,STOP,,,, POINT AT THE BIRD AND SHOUT,,,,,,,

"WILL SOME ONE CALL THE COPS COS ITS GOTTA BE ILEGAL TO LOOK THAT GOOD!"

actualy worked for me did that one!,,,,i know !,,,, i couldn't beleive it either!
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