"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing happens."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."



"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."



"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.



"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."



"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"



"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."



Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"



"I don't wake up till 7:00."

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probably the biggest wind up artist in Birmingham

Nice 1 Larry PMSL

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me bluebells

You may like it Neil but I'm 60!!

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John - Kingfisher
Talk Angling Senior Member
Club Record Holder on Grand Union Canal Knowle
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Oh no, it's Larry who loves it!!

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John - Kingfisher
Talk Angling Senior Member
Club Record Holder on Grand Union Canal Knowle
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no offence to any one older than me .i am a tranee pensioner cant wait till im old enough to fish the vets......

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probably the biggest wind up artist in Birmingham

not sure i spelt trainee right...sounds bad

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probably the biggest wind up artist in Birmingham

dont worry larry old people go to the doctors the same as the young

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sensas /total angling

nah them vets matches look good allways a good turn out at heronbrook and cudmore for them

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